Brb laughing to death
I’m surprised this doesn’t have more notes.
S C R E A M I NG
This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
The Cure - Friday I’m In Love
The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)
My favorite line.
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS
THROWING UP BECAUSE THIS IS REAL